Ok now a few people here will definitely appreciate these.
Posted on Keil's forums:
The I DEMAND thread (nuclear proliferation treaty be damned!)
The I want a "small" windows program on my 80C51 thread.
Ahhh some people ... PS these are people way older than 20 my guess.
Everyone was a n00b at one point, but damn do these people make fools out of themselves. I'm glad i didn't have good internet when i was a /really/ big n00b.