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  1. vampireuk

    late...

    *** Aprentice has quit IRC (im late late late late) <vampireuk> ahhh I remember when my gf rang me up and said the exact same thing
  2. vampireuk

    6 Feet Under

    6ft under Did anyone watch it last night? The pornstars funeral omg that was funny! "she gave me the best damn blowjob ive ever had" That funeral was one of the funniest things ive ever seen :D :satisfied
  3. vampireuk

    cheese, dogs, petrol the french....

    <DuDe_> i like french cheese <vampireuk> that'll teach em to block our imports <vampireuk> french cheese...all the dirty old men scrape under their foreskins and mold it together <vampireuk> perhaps that was a bit too far ;) <Martin64> lol <Martin64> perhaps that's what you do <vampireuk> and...
  4. vampireuk

    Theft...

    * CpUMasteR Looks at DuDe_ * DuDe_ steals malcolm`s wallet <DuDe_> eeek * vampireuk grabs his phone * CpUMasteR Steals Malcolm 's Pants *** Aprentice has joined #emulation64 * vampireuk steals Malcolm's shirt <DuDe_> wtf, i ain`t taking the underpants, screw you all
  5. vampireuk

    warning to all males....

    Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at...
  6. vampireuk

    this is cool

    http://www.trinityumc.net/youth/cool.htm follow the instructions thats cool:cool: :bunny:
  7. vampireuk

    The scousers are taking over!!

    head for the hills:D
  8. vampireuk

    rainbow

    I got this in a email earlier :cry: :cry: :o For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you...... but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost too ridiculous to believe... These...
  9. vampireuk

    Aesthetica

    You may remember her, shes one of our few female members it seems one of her hobbies includes been the incredible hulk...or just green:D deleted since she kind of objected...shes no fun:plain2:
  10. vampireuk

    Redah....

    Is there something your not telling us? :cry: :D
  11. vampireuk

    Americans

    <vampireuk> cruiser...quick test, where is austria ;) <Slougi> Current Downstream: 5.72 kb/s <Slougi> mars <CruiseR> umm <CruiseR> close to russia :D
  12. vampireuk

    the joy of relatives

    <fuel-ZzZ> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." <fuel-ZzZ> They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. :D
  13. vampireuk

    Lollipops

    <Azimer> Vampires don't need sex organs <Azimer> Their meat is too cold for any female <vampireuk> well I like having them around ;) <Azimer> So you can suck them? <vampireuk> saves paying for lollipops <Azimer> At least lollipops don't bleed :cry: :o Emulation64 Certificate 18
  14. vampireuk

    testing

    just seeing if my avatar has changed yet....
  15. vampireuk

    The american world

    :D
  16. vampireuk

    A visitor...

    *** Kanak has joined #emulation64 <Aprentice> why am i banned from bearcave? <Kanak> #bearcave to "This is NOT a warez <Kanak> channel...no games,MP3s, ISOs or <Kanak> ROMs here" <Aprentice> i know it is <Aprentice> err <Redah|> haha <Kanak> you don't need to be there <Aprentice> i know it...
  17. vampireuk

    404

    http://homepages.karoo.net/404.html ;)

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