Deku Snifitroid said:
Due to my college loans that I'm still paying off, and the fact that I rent instead of owning, I'm a nega-thousandaire.

That's really bad, because the only way to win at life is to get the high score, and I've already got a penalty this early on. If you don't have one of the top ten scores when you die, you can't enter your initials on the scoreboard.